Sunday, December 21, 2008

Prostitution... Basic Economics

Prostitution is a great business. There I said it! I'm looking at it from a purely capitalist point of view; So let's put aside all the "but it's disgusting and demeaning" viewpoints. I'm speaking from a point of view that involves CHOICE which is a very important aspect in every sexual endeavour. If you like having sex, and you like having sex often, and you choose to profit from your extra-curricular activity, why not make it a business!

Start with a simple outline of prices. How much for this... how much for that? (I'm not going to get into schematics, some people might charge a little more for a BJ; they're called the SKILLED and GIFTED.

Next come up with a schedule. From what time do you plan to run your business? When is closing time? What time are the clients most likely to come? What time are the police likely to come?

Then create a resume'. Do you do well with oral presenations? Are you good with your hands? Do you work better in group projects or one-on-one settings? If you are asked to do something new and unlike your other skills and talents, are you willing to adapt? And most importantly, highlight the fact that customer service is important to you, and that you are here to serve them.

Next pick a location, one with little to no competition and a high presumed customer volume and get started.

It's simple. Supply and Demand. The basic economics of which help prostitutes around the world run a profitable business, if they so choose. And if this 10 point plan is to much for you to handle ... you can always get a director in charge of public relations aka A PIMP named SlickBack.

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