In light of the economic crisis people have come up with interesting ways to help make ends meet. Now some would call "Selling your Virginity" immoral and downright disgusting! Well, America, let's look on the bright side. At least someone is trying to make some money instead of complaining about it. I know there are other ways to make money but this young lady came up with, what she thinks, is the best way to make money fast. A couple of minutes sweating under some old perv will give her enough money to get back on her feet (literally). In this specific case she's selling it for a seemingly good reason - Grad School. I'm just saying who are we to judge her, if that's how she plans to make money, by all means, move forward.
The first bid was $250,000! So when she receives that money and gives up her goods, then she'll just dump it back into the economy. Sounds like the gift that keeps on giving, Right?
In the end, Merry Christmas everyone and do your part to help the economy. Go out and buy a sexy Mrs. Clause two piece set from your nearest Frederick's Lingerie and give someone the ultimate gift.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Prostitution... Basic Economics
Prostitution is a great business. There I said it! I'm looking at it from a purely capitalist point of view; So let's put aside all the "but it's disgusting and demeaning" viewpoints. I'm speaking from a point of view that involves CHOICE which is a very important aspect in every sexual endeavour. If you like having sex, and you like having sex often, and you choose to profit from your extra-curricular activity, why not make it a business!
Start with a simple outline of prices. How much for this... how much for that? (I'm not going to get into schematics, some people might charge a little more for a BJ; they're called the SKILLED and GIFTED.
Next come up with a schedule. From what time do you plan to run your business? When is closing time? What time are the clients most likely to come? What time are the police likely to come?
Then create a resume'. Do you do well with oral presenations? Are you good with your hands? Do you work better in group projects or one-on-one settings? If you are asked to do something new and unlike your other skills and talents, are you willing to adapt? And most importantly, highlight the fact that customer service is important to you, and that you are here to serve them.
Next pick a location, one with little to no competition and a high presumed customer volume and get started.
It's simple. Supply and Demand. The basic economics of which help prostitutes around the world run a profitable business, if they so choose. And if this 10 point plan is to much for you to handle ... you can always get a director in charge of public relations aka A PIMP named SlickBack.
Start with a simple outline of prices. How much for this... how much for that? (I'm not going to get into schematics, some people might charge a little more for a BJ; they're called the SKILLED and GIFTED.
Next come up with a schedule. From what time do you plan to run your business? When is closing time? What time are the clients most likely to come? What time are the police likely to come?
Then create a resume'. Do you do well with oral presenations? Are you good with your hands? Do you work better in group projects or one-on-one settings? If you are asked to do something new and unlike your other skills and talents, are you willing to adapt? And most importantly, highlight the fact that customer service is important to you, and that you are here to serve them.
Next pick a location, one with little to no competition and a high presumed customer volume and get started.
It's simple. Supply and Demand. The basic economics of which help prostitutes around the world run a profitable business, if they so choose. And if this 10 point plan is to much for you to handle ... you can always get a director in charge of public relations aka A PIMP named SlickBack.
Blindfold Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KP2D8rq4Io
How far is too far when it comes to sexcapades? I know you all have had some interesting sexperiences but when does it stop being fun and start becoming life threatening. Probably when that knot you tied in that rope around your neck becomes a little harder to undo. Or is it when you really like your hair being pulled, but then you turn around after Round 3 and see a guap of your shit in the other person's hand!!! When is it time to stop being nasty and start saying NO! I mean I get it... everyone likes a little something different. Sometimes it's biting, scratching, spanking, pulling, smacking, and so on and so forth ;) but when blood is being shed or precious oxygen is being lost, I think enough is enough. That's probably a time when you need to find other ways to get those lovely endorphins flowing in your body. (ie Chocolate, Running). In the end there might not be a need for all those toys (whips, chains, and handcuffs included).In some cases, a simple blindfold will do.
In other cases... well you know the drill. :X
"When he wants it, he blindfolds me." ~ Kelis
How far is too far when it comes to sexcapades? I know you all have had some interesting sexperiences but when does it stop being fun and start becoming life threatening. Probably when that knot you tied in that rope around your neck becomes a little harder to undo. Or is it when you really like your hair being pulled, but then you turn around after Round 3 and see a guap of your shit in the other person's hand!!! When is it time to stop being nasty and start saying NO! I mean I get it... everyone likes a little something different. Sometimes it's biting, scratching, spanking, pulling, smacking, and so on and so forth ;) but when blood is being shed or precious oxygen is being lost, I think enough is enough. That's probably a time when you need to find other ways to get those lovely endorphins flowing in your body. (ie Chocolate, Running). In the end there might not be a need for all those toys (whips, chains, and handcuffs included).In some cases, a simple blindfold will do.
In other cases... well you know the drill. :X
"When he wants it, he blindfolds me." ~ Kelis
Friday, December 19, 2008
Alter Egos...
An alter ego is defined as another aspect of one's self. With an alter ego you can be that person you TRULY want to be without trying to adhere to societal norms. You can use that alter ego whenever you need it, then go back to being your "normal" self. Below is a list of recognizable celebs that have alter egos.
Janet's Alter Ego: Damita Jo
Beyonce's Alter Ego: Sasha Fierce
Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana
Mariah Carey: Mimi
Why not create an alter ego? If you need to find something to help you release excess energy, maybe an outlet to show your sexy/artsy/crazy/sweet/evil side, go ahead and do it. If you want to tell someone off and it's something you wouldn't normally do, create your alter ego, call that bitch QUIFA, and let that person have it. If you want to spice up your bedroom and it's totally out of your character, create that alter ego, name that vixen Ms.LikesItRough, go out and buy whips and chains, drag your sig. other to the bedroom and close the door. Simple as that.
As for me, my alter ego needs little introduction. Her name is Madison. She owns 2 pairs of handcuffs, and doesn't take no for an answer.
EMBRACE YOUR ALTER EGO.
Janet's Alter Ego: Damita Jo
Beyonce's Alter Ego: Sasha Fierce
Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana
Mariah Carey: Mimi
Why not create an alter ego? If you need to find something to help you release excess energy, maybe an outlet to show your sexy/artsy/crazy/sweet/evil side, go ahead and do it. If you want to tell someone off and it's something you wouldn't normally do, create your alter ego, call that bitch QUIFA, and let that person have it. If you want to spice up your bedroom and it's totally out of your character, create that alter ego, name that vixen Ms.LikesItRough, go out and buy whips and chains, drag your sig. other to the bedroom and close the door. Simple as that.
As for me, my alter ego needs little introduction. Her name is Madison. She owns 2 pairs of handcuffs, and doesn't take no for an answer.
EMBRACE YOUR ALTER EGO.
Gays Saving The Economy?!?!? A Different Perspective on Prop 8
I was just recently sent this video clip addressing the recently added Proposition 8. It's hilarious and it makes sense. America, being the capitalistic society it is, should definitely be able to look past their homophobia, if not for morality purposes, do it for the $$MONEY$$. For all of the people (52.2% of America to be exact) who are responsible for Prop 8 passing, I would like to ask them to redirect their way of thinking. Stop trying to shelter your children from the erotic kisses shared by two lipstick Lessss' and think of everyone else for a change. Do you know how much money can be made from Same-Sex Marriages? Think of the wedding planner, the churches and halls to be rented out, the the flower shops, the bakeries, the tux shops, the bridal shops, the hotels for the reception, the caterers, and sooooo much more.
It's about time that America gets out of the rut we've been put in. Our economy is shit, and the strong Prop 8 Supporters are steadily flushing it down the toilet. Don't give me that "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" bull. Take a minute and ask yourself, "How many sins have I done today?" And I'm not saying two wrongs make a right. I'm saying who are we to judge who someone falls in love with, who someone wants to marry, or who someone wants to raise a family with? The stones America casts should not be thrown in the first place and should not be taken and made into a wall of unequality either. They should be taken and used to re-build our economy from the ground up. And if we can't accept the sexuality of others, the least we can do is profit from it.Right? :) No on Prop 8.
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